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Built for restaurants, CPG, retail, and local services.
Fast delivery. Clear scope. Zero fluff.Built for restaurants, CPG, retail, and local services.
Fast delivery. Clear scope. Zero fluff.
Every project starts with understanding your business and audience
We approach creative work with strategic clarity. Before execution, we understand your brand, goals, and audience. This ensures every deliverable moves your business forward, not just looks good.
Vetted experts matched to your specific project needs.
No generalists. No freelance roulette. Each project is led by a specialist with proven expertise in that discipline. You get focused talent, not a committee of people learning on your dime.
We stand behind our work with guaranteed outcomes.
If deliverables don't meet the agreed criteria, we refine them until they do. We measure success by your results—not billable hours. This is how we build trust with ambitious brands.
Every project starts with understanding your business and audience
We approach creative work with strategic clarity. Before execution, we understand your brand, goals, and audience. This ensures every deliverable moves your business forward, not just looks good.
Vetted experts matched to your specific project needs.
No generalists. No freelance roulette. Each project is led by a specialist with proven expertise in that discipline. You get focused talent, not a committee of people learning on your dime.
We stand behind our work with guaranteed outcomes.
If deliverables don't meet the agreed criteria, we refine them until they do. We measure success by your results—not billable hours. This is how we build trust with ambitious brands.
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Click a thing. Buy it. We do the work.
A team of specialists built to design and execute marketing that grows ambitious brands.
A team of specialists built to design and execute marketing that grows ambitious brands.
Five ready-to-post social graphics + captions.
Delivery: 2 business days
Wordmark or brandmark — 2 concepts, 1 revision.
Delivery: 3 business days
One branded, responsive email template ready for your ESP.
Delivery: 3 business days
Print-ready business card design.
Delivery: 2 business days
Single asset: banner, ad, flyer — quick, polished, brand-safe.
Delivery: 2 business days
One page — copy and design, mobile-first.
Delivery: 7 business days
Creative + copy + setup for an initial Meta campaign.
Delivery: 7 business days
ESP setup or cleanup + 3 core flows.
Delivery: 7 business days
Per-photo retouching and exports for web and socials (base price).
Delivery: 3 business days
Half-day studio session, styled, retouched images delivered.
Delivery: 7 business days
Full site review with prioritized action list.
Delivery: 7 business days
What's broken and why — prioritized SEO checklist.
Delivery: 5 business days
Logo, color palette, fonts and a one-page usage guide.
Delivery: 10 business days
Full identity system: guidelines, assets and templates.
Delivery: 21 business days
Five ready-to-post social graphics + captions.
Delivery: 2 business days
Wordmark or brandmark — 2 concepts, 1 revision.
Delivery: 3 business days
One branded, responsive email template ready for your ESP.
Delivery: 3 business days
Print-ready business card design.
Delivery: 2 business days
Single asset: banner, ad, flyer — quick, polished, brand-safe.
Delivery: 2 business days
One page — copy and design, mobile-first.
Delivery: 7 business days
Creative + copy + setup for an initial Meta campaign.
Delivery: 7 business days
ESP setup or cleanup + 3 core flows.
Delivery: 7 business days
Per-photo retouching and exports for web and socials (base price).
Delivery: 3 business days
Half-day studio session, styled, retouched images delivered.
Delivery: 7 business days
Full site review with prioritized action list.
Delivery: 7 business days
What's broken and why — prioritized SEO checklist.
Delivery: 5 business days
Logo, color palette, fonts and a one-page usage guide.
Delivery: 10 business days
Full identity system: guidelines, assets and templates.
Delivery: 21 business days
Five ready-to-post social graphics + captions.
Delivery: 2 business days
Wordmark or brandmark — 2 concepts, 1 revision.
Delivery: 3 business days
One branded, responsive email template ready for your ESP.
Delivery: 3 business days
Print-ready business card design.
Delivery: 2 business days
Single asset: banner, ad, flyer — quick, polished, brand-safe.
Delivery: 2 business days
One page — copy and design, mobile-first.
Delivery: 7 business days
Creative + copy + setup for an initial Meta campaign.
Delivery: 7 business days
ESP setup or cleanup + 3 core flows.
Delivery: 7 business days
Per-photo retouching and exports for web and socials (base price).
Delivery: 3 business days
Half-day studio session, styled, retouched images delivered.
Delivery: 7 business days
Full site review with prioritized action list.
Delivery: 7 business days
What's broken and why — prioritized SEO checklist.
Delivery: 5 business days
Logo, color palette, fonts and a one-page usage guide.
Delivery: 10 business days
Full identity system: guidelines, assets and templates.
Delivery: 21 business days
Bundles
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HOW IT WORKS
Pick a done-for-you marketing task, pay once, and get it live.
STEP 1
Pick a done-for-you marketing task from the Stupid Shop.
That might be a new ad set, a landing page tune-up, an email flow, a content pack, or a brand asset.
Each item tells you exactly what you get, how long it takes, and what it costs.
No mystery scopes, no retainers, no hidden fees.
STEP 2
Pay securely with Stripe.
Then fill out a short form with a few basics about your product, offer, and audience.
No sales call, no long questionnaire, just the essentials so we can do smart work fast.
STEP 3
We deliver the work ready to plug into your setup: ad accounts, email tools, Shopify, or your content calendar.
You turn it on when you are ready.
If you need a small tweak, you get one focused revision included.
Clear boundaries, clear outcomes, and absolutely no contracts.
In a rush?
Skip the wait with Express. Pay, choose Express at checkout, and your task jumps to the front of the queue.
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Real results from real clients who chose the stupid simple way.
They capture exactly what we want and their ideas go above and beyond.
They nail the brief, then add extra thinking that actually improves the work.
Fast, professional and creative — our site and socials finally feel like the same brand.
They rebuilt our site and ran the socials with consistent creative that our customers notice.
They represented our voice and helped grow our audience.
The team understood our tone, created the right content, and helped us get more real engagement.
Hands-on, punctual and reliable — they helped increase our sales.
They ran the project end to end, kept to timelines, and the results moved the business.
Their design work lifted our positioning and generated buzz.
The creative elevated how we look in the market and helped drive attention during key launches.
Photos and video looked polished and actually drove results.
The visuals were glossy and practical, turned into social content that worked for the business.
Everything exceeded our expectations — from concept to launch.
They gave us fresh branding and practical advice for launching, and it paid off.
They handled the whole build for us and made it easy.
From logo to site, they guided the process and kept things simple and effective.
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Behind the Stupid
join our private platform for independent creators. show us your work, tell us how you want to collaborate, and we'll reach out if it fits.
Everything you need to know about how we work.
Click "Contact Us" and fill out a brief form about your project. We'll ask about your business, goals, and timeline. You'll hear back within 24 hours with next steps and a pricing quote.
Everything. We scope out exactly what you're getting, the deadline, and the fixed price upfront. No surprises, no "estimates that might change." You know what you're paying before we start.
Most projects take 2-4 weeks from kickoff to delivery. We set a clear deadline upfront and stick to it. Exact timeline depends on the scope, but we'll tell you exactly when you can expect your work.
No. We use simple, straightforward agreements. No lock-in periods. No retainers. You pay for the work, we deliver, and we're done. If you want ongoing support after launch, we can set that up separately.
We include revisions in our fixed price. If you need to adjust the scope of work, we'll talk through it and give you a new quote. Big changes might mean adjusting the timeline or price, but we'll be transparent about it.
We stand behind our work. If the deliverables don't meet the agreed criteria, we'll refine them until they do. We measure success by your results—not by us being done and moving on.
We typically ask for 50% upfront to lock in your project timeline, and 50% on delivery. We accept all major credit cards and payments through Stripe. All transactions are secure.
That's who we specialize in. Tire shops, contractors, restaurants, local services—we build marketing for real business owners. No enterprise speak. No corporate fluff. Just work that brings in customers.
